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| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.14 | 16.93 | 18.11 | 18.90 | 20.08 |
| Length, in | 20.47 | 22.05 | 23.62 | 25.20 | 26.38 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 13.39 | 14.17 | 15.35 | 16.14 | 17.32 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This soft, midweight kids tee carries a small, playful design that reads like a cheeky secret between parent and child. The centered graphic shows three small figures and the caption “I’m Allergic to Parenthood,” combining dry humor with a lighthearted nod to kid-grown independence. It’s breathable and gentle on skin, so it moves easily through playground chases, classroom art projects, and lazy weekend mornings. The simple white canvas keeps the illustration crisp and the message readable, while the classic crew shape layers easily under sweaters or jackets when weather turns. This shirt feels familiar—comfortable, durable, and made to be worn again and again by the kid who loves to joke and make everyone laugh.
Product features
- 100% midweight US cotton (180 g/m²) for soft, all-season wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTF inner neck labels and DTF/DTG print process for detailed, durable graphics
- OEKO-TEX® and REACH certified; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method
Direct-to-Film (DTF) print
Print partner "Dimona Tee" prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method
Age restrictions
For children
Other compliance information
REACH certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.
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